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I has anger. Let me show you it.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Thu Aug 30, 2007 at 12:39:19 AM EST) taxes, driving, morons, california, final solution, wasting time with courtship, quackopractors, pain, awesomeness, music (all tags)

From SMS today:

"OJ killed a white woman. He walked. Kobe raped a white girl. He walked. Vick killed some dogs. He's going to jail. Lesson for the day: stick to hoes, and not to bitches."

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A Journey into Randomness

By MisterQueue (Thu Apr 20, 2006 at 10:17:07 AM EST) travel, california, why are all midgets so small; so very small, backoff, I have a shrink gun, things are tastier when they get that golden brown skin you know what I mean, nightmarish visions of reality (all tags)

Just various things, mostly related to trips and the like.

Poll: How many times have you done this thing that you do?

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Poll

Husi Contestant number 3: if I were to pick you where would we go on our date?

-	When they let me out of the cage I can sometimes smell pine needles on the air. I associate that smell to my eternity in captivity now. Christmas makes me cry.	50%
-	Make sure to pour the justice liberally onto the blubbery skin of the walrus. Only then will our Tusky court be truly in session.	0%
-	MEBBE WE CULD HAF SEX IN HOT TUB AND THEN GO AN POKE HOMELESS WIF STICKS?!	25%
-	You see, Dr. Hamstring, if you split the circle again you'll get what I like to call the Frenulum Constant. Its effects are not unlike huffing a huge can of paint.	0%
-	Seersuckers are neither Seers nor Suckers, discuss.	0%
-	Let's not split hairs, can we just have the jumbo sized back if we give you all of our plasma putty? We promise it's fresh.	25%
-	Sometimes the puppet touches me........	0%

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